Ahahaha, if I were a jongleur...
A quick recap of why SALLY IS IN SO MUCH DEEP SHIT RIGHT NOW:
- PIANO EXAM IN 101 DAYS. That's less than 3 months for me to even begin memorizing my songs, let alone honing my technical/ear test skills. And, you know, since I'm no Grace Kelly under pressure, I decided to conveniently start a brat!fight with my dad. Here's the abridged version:
SALLY (sprawled over a deskful of notes, half-asleep): Oh wah, wah, I am so screwed.
DAD: ...It's 3 in the morning and you're still on msn. I have no sympathy, none at all.
SALLY: It's all your fault for making me switch piano teachers two years ago!
DAD: excuse me, what.
DAD: You play about 15 minutes of piano a week, and now - you not knowing any of your 5 repertoire songs by heart is somehow my fault? (guffaws)
SALLY: ...It's not kind to laugh at a daughter when she's down.
SALLY: not kind at all. - Science & French exam in TWO FUCKING DAYS. I can't even begin to convey the sheer magnitude of oh shit this stands to.
- History 2 (originally History 4) theory exam in less than two months. ...sdfksop IMMA DIE NOW KTHX KSDFPSDSDFOSDSDF SDF!@# cue moar keybashing